Queen of the Distracted: Studebakers and Bullet Trains

Mini cactus from ThinkGeek. Holographic keyboard. Wind tunnel to do tricks in. Crash mat for when he can't use the wind tunnel. Pocket watches for his collection. Laser pointer with a clock on it. A portable lie detector and a bag of chips so he can say, ... THE VOICE OF REASON. "Sometimes I wonder then I remember I don't want to know!" "6160- the NEW 5150" (6160 is our street address and for those that don't know 5150 is the legal code for INVOLUNTARY PSYCHIATRIC HOLD!) ...